Reading the San Francisco Chronicle's web site is always an adventure. Today under the label WE RECOMMEND:
* Pregnant Pacifica woman killed by family pit bull
* Broadway actor who had teen sex drops Calif. show
* Giant rodent spotted on Calif Central Coast
* Woman dead in Caltrain collision -service halted
* Heart attack kills Philly cheesesteak stand owner
* Teen dies after falling on Yosemite hiking trail
Frankly, I don't want to read any of them.